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August 12th, 2023:

Shell’s Heartwarming Concern for Children: Protecting Oil & Gas Production for the Kids

Posted by John Donovan August 12, 2023

In a truly heartwarming display of compassion, Shell’s CEO, Wael Sawan, has taken a bold stance to protect the future of children. With unwavering dedication, Sawan defended the ongoing production of oil and gas, reminding us all that sacrificing a habitable planet is a small price to pay for children’s access to abundant hydrocarbons.

Sawan, the CEO of just under a year, has deftly steered Shell back to its roots, emphasizing its “ruthless” commitment to maximizing profits while minimizing any pesky environmental concerns. The slight detour towards renewables was only a momentary lapse, as evidenced by the departure of Thomas Brostrom, who foolishly entertained the idea of a greener energy future. Clearly, Sawan understands that the only way forward is through a haze of fossil fuels. read more

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Shell’s Noble Eco-Mission: Demolishing Old HQ to Release Carbon Emissions

Let’s celebrate Shell’s exceptional eco-destruction and eagerly anticipate the next chapter in their mesmerizing journey toward a more polluted world. In the grand tapestry of Shell’s environmental exploits, this move shines as a beacon of unparalleled audacity. 

Posted by John Donovan August 12, 2023

Aberdeen, a city renowned for its beautiful granite architecture and oil riches, has been gifted with another masterpiece – Shell’s plan to knock down its former headquarters. This daring move is set to unleash a “vast amount of carbon emissions into the atmosphere,” showcasing Shell’s exceptional commitment to environmental preservation.

Shell, that beacon of sustainable practices, had graced Aberdeen with a modernist headquarters for five glorious decades before deciding to relocate last year. But wait, what’s even more thrilling than a stunning headquarters? Demolishing it! Shell’s brilliant strategy to demolish rather than upgrade and repurpose the building has sparked a delightful controversy. read more

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Never ever ever move migrate or use Shell broadband

Examples Posted 12 August 2023

Shell Energy Broadband Reviews recently posted on broadband.co.uk

Reviewer: Trisha: Location Nw10: Date 2023-07-24

Comments

Never ever ever move migrate or use shell broadband i am using capitals to over emphasise the fact do not use shell broadband…They are rude! Unhelpful nothing happens when you need help there is no complaints dept i repeat no complaint dept whatsover it is a disgrace!!!

I apparently changed providers without doing so thereafter i have had no help no help no one can give you information about your case no one at Shell cares about you they just want your money!!! Go elsewhere or let it be at your peril!!!

Reviewer Austeja: Location Norfolk: Date 2023-07-25 read more

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